February 2012
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January 2012
Counting to 10, deep breath… and then 20, deep breath… might need to count to 30 or 40 this time.
Student: Professor asked me to make 10 copies of this. Is there somewhere I can do that?
Me: Sure, the copy machine is there in the work room.
Student: I don’t know how to run a copier, could you show me?
Me: Sure… (thinking to myself: You’re a graduate...
whenrobotsreproduce:
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(via Navy blue with white polkadots AIO cloth by dickandjanediapers)
$30!? for one!? wow. we never pay that much. but then again, i don’t buy over priced items on etsy!
Agreed. But they’re so cute to look at! I really want to make my own…
Um… They know what happens in diapers, right? I’m not sure I’d put that much...
“Artists use frauds to make human beings seem more wonderful than they really...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via aeloquence)
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“I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The...”
– Nelson Mandela (via quote-book)
Oh my. Has it come to this?
I’m struggling with a co-worker. She is really starting to irritate me. It seems like ever since my wicked witch of a boss left, this woman feels free to constantly come to my desk and talk AT me. And, since I am the receptionist and have to be at the front desk, there’s nowhere for me to escape.
Aside from that, when ‘wicked witch’ left, this woman took over...
Superman music is coming from the other room. Why is there Superman music coming from the other room? There is nobody in that room. Is Superman so Super that he can turn on his music even if there is nobody there to listen?
It’s too damn late. Nothing like looking for photos for a couple of hours….. and not finding what you’re looking for, so you just give up and go to bed when...
“Teachers matter. So instead of bashing them, or defending the status quo, let’s...”
– Obama (via kateoplis)
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“What is it we have to sell them? We hope we have to sell them prosperity, but...”
– That’s JFK in November 1963 talking about how to appeal to young people from newly released tapes. Doesn’t sound too far off from conversations that could be happening in the White House these days. (via cheatsheet)
I can’t believe there are still people out there, people I know, that believe that gay people want to “corrupt” straight people and convince them to be gay.
I can’t believe I just heard that come out of your mouth.
You are so dumb. For real.
Me: Am I free to assemble a protest of peaceful peers?
Government: Only with a permit.
Me: Am I free to travel?
Government: Only with a passport.
Me: Am I free to pursue my own ideas of happiness?
Government: Only within these constraints.
Me: Am I free to start a business?
Government: Only with a license.
Me: Am I free to marry who I wish?
Government: Only with my consent.
Me: Am I free?
Government: I'm legally obligated to say that you are.
Government: Stop asking so many questions.
