January 2011
Sitting, tapping my fingers, waiting
I just finished my 2010 taxes. Done. Money will be in my account in 8-14 days.
I love this day.
I wait for this day all year. The day that our very las tax document comes in and I can do the taxes.
People avoid taxes. I grew up thinking it must be the most horrible thing in the world because my dad avoided like the plague and then rushed on April 14th. I can remember riding in the back...
Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you...
– Juno (via quote-book)
I miss chlobizzard.
:(
That's not what I heard!
My boys are talking about “ship parts”.
I do not hear “ship” when they say “ship parts”.
This is what I heard, not what they said:
Jake: I got a ton of points to buy shit parts
Eli: how many shit parts do you want?
Jake: I don’t know. There are a lot of different shit parts.
Eli: Tell me when you’re there. I want to look at the shit...
How does he know?
How does my cat know exactly where I DO NOT want him to lay? Why must he lay on the puzzle table? Okay, maybe because it’s a table and it is near the window. But when I move all of the random puzzle pieces to the other side of the table, away from the window…. Why does he go over to that side and lay on them anyway????
Grr.
My sister Christi had a baby when I was 17, and I had just heard about crib...
– Johnny Depp (via johnnyburton)
Oh my gosh. Now this, this is a reason to like the man.
R.I.P Heath Ledger (4 April 1979 – 22 January...
ahoyamy:
I can’t believe it’s been three years. My heart breaks for his little girl.
Evan's Blog. Meh.: Coffe in SoHo →
evangotlib:
There is a phenomenon that is occurring in most of the coffee shops in SoHo. That of the over-talkative barista.
There is an implied social contract when acquiring your morning coffee. I will pay $3 to $5 for what is essentially flavored and fortified hot water. I will place all change from the…
That mood where you just hate everyone and...
Sigh
I just broke my desk.
So, it’s going to be one of THOSE days.
Shoot me now.
It must be nice having small boobs, I bet you can...
daphneemarie:
Backhanded compliments: subtlety not included.
Grass is always greener where you’re not. Doesn’t matter if it’s the hills or the plains.