September 2010
Some people, anyway.
calvinnhobbes:
Calvin: I wonder why man was put on earth. What’s our purpose? Why are we here? Hobbes: Tiger Food
August 2010
Oh, for the love...
I’ve found a way to be a fat vegan that continues to gain weight and eats hardly any variety of fruits or vegetables.
I’m such a tardenoid. Gosh.
“In my opinion, we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a...”
– Calvin (via calvinnhobbes)
I'm not a smart man, but.....
I claim no genius. I have my shining moments, but I’m generally a little air-headed.
I just can not fathom HOW some people got a PhD. How? How?
You can’t even format a syllabus when it’s all outlined for you. All you have to do is fill in the blanks and STILL you get it all convoluted.
I very well may be bald by the end of this project. I’m pulling out my hair in...
Not even a little bit.
There is not any amount of treasure in existence that would get me to live through the high school experience again.
Yes, getting dumped hurts the feelings, hurts the pride. Got it. Everyone gets it. We understand.
Sucking other people into your moronic, petty, hateful, harassment toward a 15 year old girl? Really?
Dumb Ass.
You realize that you’re proving that she did the exact right...
Trapped in a Box
Trapped in a box of tremendous size
It distorts my vision, it closes my eyes
Attracts filthy flies and pollutes in the skies
Sucks up our lives and proliferates lies
Trapped in a box
Trapped in a box, four walls as sky
Got a screen for a window about two feet wide
My mind rides and slides as my circuits are fried
No room for thought, use the box as my guide
Trapped in a box
Trapped...
It’s pretty simple.
If you don’t understand it, don’t keep messin with it. You will inevitably break it.
If you’ve messed with it, and broken it, don’t keep messin with it. You will only make it worse.
JUST STOP TOUCHING IT!
Let me fix it for you.
Why must we go through this same process every. single. time???
Speakin da truf
whydoihaveablog:
The wave of relief hits you as you throw the last dirty sock in the wash — the last dirty item of clothing in your entire possession, the very garment that tells you that for once! For once! For once, you are entirely caught up on laundry!
And then the tsunami of realization as you become immediately conscious of the clothes on your body, and how they will be in your hamper by...
“No. What!? “No consumer could reasonably be misled”? Since when are consumers...”
– Allie reacts to this. (via librarysciences)
“Take the first step in faith. You don’t have to see the whole staircase, you...”
–
Martin Luther King Jr.
(via thingsmakemehappy)
313. Maybe when the door of happiness closes,...
(via 500daysofkissingmypillow)
